TAKE THIS TO YOUR GRAVE - The plastic case issue.

Okay, so Fall Out Boy's 'Take This To Your Grave', along with 'My Heart Will Always Be The B-Side To My Tongue', was released in a PAPER case, and it fits so well. But what appears to be the re-release, is in a plastic case...and this is an issue.

Here are the points of argument...

The album title, 'Take This To Your Grave' suggests that this cd, will infact be taken to ones grave. So having a paper case gives this cd the ability to disintegrate once you have been buried, or to burn whilst you are being cremated. With a plastic case however, this is just not possible.

We all know that Fall Out Boy and Pete Wentz (cue teenie screams)feel strongly about the environment. Pete Wentz even went to the extreme of photoshopping himself into an 'Earth Hour' t-shirt. That's wicked intense hXc. Just like David Wong and Andrew Morrison.

Fuck that, Andy Hurley is a Vegan. Do you know how many cows that plastic will kill when it gets put in the soil? Good. Neither do I (I got nothing say, got nothing to sayyyy, but if you pay me I can play the foooooooool...)...but surely paper is better for cows than plastic is. But tbh, it doesn't really matter what the fuck Andy has to do with this whole thing because even if he disagreed, he would be mute and he would refuse to say anything about it. Because that's just the kinda boy that he is. He only keeps himself this sick in the head because he knows how his words get you. Is he the new face of failure? No, that is still Megan's job, sorry to say.

And Joe Trohman, he is a pot head. Do you think he can roll up his weed in a plastic case...NO! This paper cased TTTYG can double up as Joe Trohman's cigarette paper, and it will be gold. Burn the weed with the burnt out hearts and burnt out words. Burn mother fucker, burn. Maybe it will be so good that he can start a market for it. I would actually buy that shit on e-bay, even though I don't smoke weed.

The only person that will benefit from this plastic is Patrick Stump. He can't eat plastic, and when this plastic is put in the ground and starts to kill cows...he can eat those mother fucking cows! But, the flip side of this was that if the case was paper, Patrick Stump would obviously have no trouble chowing down on that whilst in a tricky situation when food is scarce. This would mean that he may turn to fellow band members (Andy, Joe and Pete) in order to curb his hunger. This means no more FOB, which means no more band. Would you, a consumer of the Plastic TTTYG cd, want to be responisble for the end of Zeze Fall Out Boyz? I THINK NOT!

In conclusion, I don't even know. PLASTIC CASES ARE EVIL! SAVE THE FUCKING WHALES!

- Megan and Abby.

(Abby is now an author of this blog. Her sign off name is fartface.)